Here I am,Ain’t gotta dick, I gotta Chicken Noodle CanAll my life,I’ve been puttin’ this can inside my Chicken Noodle wifeChicken Noodle God come down from the mountain sayin,Chicken Noodle Man, you gotta work all day,Chicken Noodle Man, you gotta cross the River Jordan,Feed the devil soup till your troubles go away

Here I am,
Ain’t gotta dick, I gotta Chicken Noodle Can
All my life,
I’ve been puttin’ this can inside my Chicken Noodle wife
Chicken Noodle God come down from the mountain sayin,
Chicken Noodle Man, you gotta work all day,
Chicken Noodle Man, you gotta cross the River Jordan,
Feed the devil soup till your troubles go away